Tuesday, September 4, 2012
As alpha-bitch Regan, Kirsten Dunst is right on target with her ability to be two-faced on a dime and make it believable. One second she's appalled at the thought of Pig Face getting married in a gown that she's dreamed of herself and the next she's berating the wedding planner about peonies to make the bride happy. As maid of honor it's her job to make sure things run smoothly and she receives little to no help from party girl Katie and irresponsible Gena, if anything they only make her job harder. When the girls ruin the bridal gown the night before the wedding there is a mad rush to fix it in time for the big day initially, but soon they get sidetracked by boys and the dress quickly drops down their list of priorities.
Fisher manages to still be charming as the hot red-head more concerned with not sharing her coke and getting drunk than finding a husband or furthering her career. When one of the groomsmen Joe (Kyle Bornheimer), takes a liking to her you almost understand why he chooses to ignore the fact that she's a total mess. Caplan, as the slutty slacker Gena, shows vulnerability in her relationship with her ex, Clyde (Adam Scott). What's unfortunate is that Becky appears to still be the doormat she was in high school when she took the heat for one of her friend's bulimia. Even more unfortunate that Wilson doesn't get a chance to shine like she did so brilliantly in Bridesmaids and the upcoming Pitch Perfect.
James Marsden, who is normally the nice guy in romantic comedies, goes edgy as a first rate a-hole Clyde who tries to bed caustic Regan. He's not necessarily into her specifically, but of his available options, the other being a vomiting Katie, she's the better bet. Although, in the end to him it doesn't really matter. And should it? Would either of them be considered wife material? Doubtful. While watching them trip and fall over their ineptitude and insecurity is entertaining, when Fisher's character wonders aloud if they'll all be okay, you kind of feel like they probably won't and almost feel sorry for the bitches.
Bachelorette is available On Demand for download on Google Play and iTunes.
In theaters September 7.